Toe-tally Trash Talking!

I am at the salon getting a luxurious pedi, and all is well with the world. Except of course for the fact that I am currently presenting my nasty leper-esque bug bitten legs and ankles to the nice lady doing my toes. And although she was very nice to me when I pointed out, just in case she might assume me to be contagious, that they are just big bites; there was a great deal of convo between her and the other toe-doers seeming pointed at my growdy polka-dotted legs. I know they are talking smack, but in fairness, I would probably do the same thing. It does look horrid! Hopefully pretty toes will detract from the oh so hot scabby kid at camp look that I have going...

The only thing worse than practically translucent lily white skin is practically translucent lily white skin covered with big red wounds. Smith Mt. Lake, eat your heart out. This hottie is headed down for vacay!